Unattributed Sayings

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Last Updated: 28 Mar 2010

Author: Dave Williams; dlwilliams=aristotle=net


Conscience is what hurts when everything else feels so good.

"The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese."

[SomeLamer] what's the difference between chattr and chmod?
[SomeGuru] SomeLamer: man chattr > 1; man chmod > 2; diff -u 1 2 | less
-- Seen on #linux on irc

Vegetables are not food; vegetables are what food eats. Fruit are vegetables that fool you by tasting good. Fish are fast-moving vegetables. Mushrooms are what grows on vegetables when food's done with them.
-- Meat Eater's Credo

"God: Please save me from your followers." -- on a bumper sticker